I just got back from a two-day corporate training in Plymouth, which is just outside of Detroit. Unfortunately, I forgot to bring my pencils and sketchbook. Watch for more sketches in a day or two once I get caught up on everything.

Anyway, while I was at the airport waiting for my luggage to come my way via the baggage carousel, an interesting thought occurred to me. I began to wonder how people might have reacted had I, upon seeing my bag, put my hands on my hips and cried out, “SHIT! Why didn’t that DETONATE?”

I received the following e-mail last night from one Mr. Jerry Chandler: (more…)

The Ian Jackson Chandler story, told in the form of a photo essay with authentic dialogue added by yours truly: (more…)

According to this article, squirrels are now involved in intelligence-gathering.

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According to the Associated Press, scientists have identified a potentially habitable planet. (more…)

Someone unearthed some Weight Watchers recipe cards from 1974 and provides a hilarious commentary. Prepare to bust a gut laughing.

I’ve noticed that Bill Mulligan hasn’t been posting with as much frequency around here lately. I’m sure he’ll claim it’s because he’s been busy working on his movies, or swamped with teaching duties, or dealing with family stuff. (more…)

My girlfriend is playing Dungeons & Dragons online right now. I heard another player over Jeannie’s speakers ask, “Are we gonna sweet-talk this guy or are we gonna kill his ass?”

Really, so much in life comes down to that simple dichotomy, doesn’t it?

You may ponder this while I go to bed to try to shake off a head-cold.

I was watching the boob tube this morning and saw a commercial for Cinderella III: A Twist in Time.

Cinderalla III????

I swear I’d no idea they’d even made Cinderella II!!! That’s nuts!!! (more…)

I have discovered the Rosetta Stone for deciphering the meaning behind the words of U.S. President George W. Bush. So, without further ado, here are some quotes from his most recent State of the Union address — and the real meaning behind them: (more…)