Note to me–send/bring tray of Scullion’s Warp Core Breach Wings to Mulligan’s next thingy.

Not for the faint of heart. Or stomach. “Usually.”

Or maybe my famous cinnamon turkey. Or at least a salsa burger or two.

Toast Titanium 8 is a CD/DVD burning program for the Mac.
http://www.roxio.com/enu/products/toast/titanium/overview.html

And one of the best developments of the last 20 years is the serious upgrade in the quality of easy to make foods. Remember those horrible TV dinners? When my mom went back to school and my dad had to start cooking for us there were times when he forgot to take the plastic wrap off and the tater tots came out covered in a sticky brown petroleum goo…and they tasted all the better for it.

(What’s “Toast Titanium 8″?)

Some new pots & pans… and a cook book? Are you one of those rare bachelors that can cook? (I say bachelor because the last I checked, you indicated that was your status.) I never was. I ate Spaghetti-Os out of the can. Without cooking them. Seriously. My girlfriend (with whom I’ve been living for 6 years, so while technically I’m a “bachelor” in reality I’m very much not) is a terrific cook and now I have even less motivation to learn.

Never mind.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SLTUV1RitPM

Ok, so I got WHITE PONGO as part of the SONS OF KONG collection. It’s from NINA’S DISCOUNT OLDIES in Narberth PA.

You can find all their stuff at oldies.com. Lot’s of swell stuff cheap.

Anyhoo, SONS OF KONG…it costs $5 (!) comes in a 3-D fold out box (!!) and has teh following:

The Ape (karloff), Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla, The Gorilla, and The Ape Man (all Lugosi), Bride Of The Gorilla (lon Chaney Jr), The Savage Girl, The White Gorilla, Law Of The Jungle (Mantan Moreland), White Pongo (White Pongo), Nabonga (Buster Crabbe).

All in DVD so you don’t miss any subtle nuances.

Ok, this one is clean as far as nudity goes and the language is pretty clean as well. This is the trailer on the DVD I mentioned above. If you think that the novelty of an entire DVD of trailers like this (and more that are even more over the top) is worth it to you, then you need to get this DVD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocqQXG7abRI

Oh, and I can understand if Myers wants to nix the link. He doesn’t have many standards, but this may be too weird even for him.

~8?)

While several of the trailers are fine for all ages, 42ND Street Forever is filled with real grindhouse theater trailers from companies that ran their trailers “uncut” as it were. If the point of the film was gore, it’s on display in the trailer. If the point of the film was showing naked women, then they’re on full, uncut display in the trailer. Send the children and decent folks somewhere else before clicking the “play all” option.

http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=6974815&style=movie

42ND Street Forever is a DVD full of real grindhouse trailers. Funny as hell. There are three on the market now and two more on the way. I got vol. 1 as a gift a while back and I loved it. The trailer for The Pink Angels (with Dan Haggerty in it no less) alone is a riot. And, hey, it has the trailers for The Green Slime and Super Fuzz on it as well. Bonus!! ~8?)

Outside of that, there’s (as Sean pointed out) The KF Movie and Amazon Women on the Moon for the odd fake ad or two and somewhere out there is a film that starts out as a long series of fake ads. I remember watching it years ago on Joe Bob Briggs old show on The Movie Channel. One of the ads was a spoof ad on Raging Bull called “Raging Bull$&!+” (without the censoring.)