Comments on: Will the Real Jerry Chandler Please Stand Up? http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/10/15/will-the-real-jerry-chandler-please-stand-up/ Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:14:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Jerry Chandler http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/10/15/will-the-real-jerry-chandler-please-stand-up/#comment-5213 Jerry Chandler Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:27:53 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/10/15/will-the-real-jerry-chandler-please-stand-up/#comment-5213 It's <I>obvious</I> you haven't checked your inbox yet. It’s obvious you haven’t checked your inbox yet.

]]> By: billmyers http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/10/15/will-the-real-jerry-chandler-please-stand-up/#comment-5210 billmyers Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:55:19 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/10/15/will-the-real-jerry-chandler-please-stand-up/#comment-5210 I have STANDARDS? This is news to me! I have STANDARDS? This is news to me!

]]> By: Sean http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/10/15/will-the-real-jerry-chandler-please-stand-up/#comment-5209 Sean Tue, 16 Oct 2007 13:19:52 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/10/15/will-the-real-jerry-chandler-please-stand-up/#comment-5209 Bill, there's <i>standards</i>? And you still let me in here? Bill, there’s standards? And you still let me in here?

]]> By: Jerry Chandler http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/10/15/will-the-real-jerry-chandler-please-stand-up/#comment-5197 Jerry Chandler Tue, 16 Oct 2007 01:06:09 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/10/15/will-the-real-jerry-chandler-please-stand-up/#comment-5197 Sean, Response by email as a matter of taste and due to respecting the standards Bill has set for his blog's discourse. Sean,

Response by email as a matter of taste and due to respecting the standards Bill has set for his blog’s discourse.

]]> By: Sean http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/10/15/will-the-real-jerry-chandler-please-stand-up/#comment-5196 Sean Tue, 16 Oct 2007 00:39:14 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/10/15/will-the-real-jerry-chandler-please-stand-up/#comment-5196 But you'll all note that at no time is he responding to the request. This isn't about the pix, Bill just wants Jerry to stand up. In neither of these pictures, Photoshopped or not, is he standing up. But you’ll all note that at no time is he responding to the request. This isn’t about the pix, Bill just wants Jerry to stand up. In neither of these pictures, Photoshopped or not, is he standing up.

]]> By: Jerry Chandler http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/10/15/will-the-real-jerry-chandler-please-stand-up/#comment-5185 Jerry Chandler Mon, 15 Oct 2007 15:34:02 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/10/15/will-the-real-jerry-chandler-please-stand-up/#comment-5185 Ok, again, obvious signs of an amateurish attempt at photo fakery. Look closely at where Ian's right leg "goes under" my arm. You can actually see where Bill did a poor Photoshop cut and paste job and didn't bring the two images together properly. There are both signs of a gap where none should be and signs of some other image visible in the gap between the two images. The gap is obvious, but you have to look closely to see the other image crossed over into Bill's trickery. You can see the white lines of some other object where Ian's right leg "meets" my right arm. Further, look at <I>my</I> left arm. Doesn't the size look odd? Even the shadows don't seem to fall properly on it or around it. The source or position of the flash is obviously different in the original two pictures of Ian and I. The likely basis for this Photoshopped fakery was using a picture of me asleep and one of Ian in his crib. My left arm is either repositioned in the new photo or pulled from one of the photos Jenn sent back when Ian was first born (Thus, the not quite right appearance of it in the Photoshopped job.) The handsome devil with the sword however... Pure greatness. Taken placing a 2X4 on a bird bath and setting the timer before finding a good position. Masterful work for a one man job if I do say so myself. Ok, again, obvious signs of an amateurish attempt at photo fakery. Look closely at where Ian’s right leg “goes under” my arm. You can actually see where Bill did a poor Photoshop cut and paste job and didn’t bring the two images together properly. There are both signs of a gap where none should be and signs of some other image visible in the gap between the two images. The gap is obvious, but you have to look closely to see the other image crossed over into Bill’s trickery. You can see the white lines of some other object where Ian’s right leg “meets” my right arm.

Further, look at my left arm. Doesn’t the size look odd? Even the shadows don’t seem to fall properly on it or around it. The source or position of the flash is obviously different in the original two pictures of Ian and I. The likely basis for this Photoshopped fakery was using a picture of me asleep and one of Ian in his crib. My left arm is either repositioned in the new photo or pulled from one of the photos Jenn sent back when Ian was first born (Thus, the not quite right appearance of it in the Photoshopped job.)

The handsome devil with the sword however… Pure greatness. Taken placing a 2X4 on a bird bath and setting the timer before finding a good position. Masterful work for a one man job if I do say so myself.

]]> By: Jerry Chandler http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/10/15/will-the-real-jerry-chandler-please-stand-up/#comment-5182 Jerry Chandler Mon, 15 Oct 2007 13:44:22 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/10/15/will-the-real-jerry-chandler-please-stand-up/#comment-5182 A more obvious fake I've never seen. Why, the grain lines don't match up and there's an obvious clipping issue where his knees "touch" my shirt. But, hey, if things don't work out at your day job, there's always a bright career ahead of you at <I>The Weekly World News</I>. Oh, wait... They went under, didn't they? Well, your screwed. A more obvious fake I’ve never seen. Why, the grain lines don’t match up and there’s an obvious clipping issue where his knees “touch” my shirt.

But, hey, if things don’t work out at your day job, there’s always a bright career ahead of you at The Weekly World News. Oh, wait… They went under, didn’t they? Well, your screwed.

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