God Damned Hitler-Loving Squirrels!
According to this article, squirrels are now involved in intelligence-gathering.
I knew it! I just knew it!!! Those god-damned, conniving, Hitler-loving little bastards that haunt my days and my nights, that won’t let me achieve a moment’s peace, that represent the single biggest threat to global security that we have ever known!
I don’t like squirrels.
July 28th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
Messrs. Chandler and Mulligan,
The Acorn Plan has been discovered. While our gray and flying friends have served us well, now that they’ve been exposed we must return them to Morocco Mouse, er, House.
The Pigeon Plan will now be implemented. Make sure they know to only go near the car when it’s freshly washed.
The Lanky Leader
(BTW, somewhere I was hoping to get it a Katie and Nio reference, but I thought the joke had already given far mor mileage than could rightfully be expected.)
July 28th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
And, of course, I could’ve just taken the lazy way out. As in–
This whole story’s just nuts.
July 28th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
Nuttier than squirrel poo!
July 28th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
Oh, is THAT what that smell is? Although, it’s nice to see stories like this bring Bill out of his shell.
July 28th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
I got no worries. The dogs (unlike the lazy cats) kill, play with, roll around in and then eat anything of the rodent family (or related families) that sets so much as one dirty little paw into my property.
Trade the cat in for a dog and sleep easy.
July 28th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
Change of plans, Sean. The package won’t be going to the Morocco House after all. I’ve already redone the shipping information and have… other destinations in mind.
July 28th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
It won’t be like that LAST package you promised me, I hope.
July 29th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
I’ll never forget the time a flying squirrel jumped on my back while I was up on a ladder at night. Nearly A-dropped a 2 thousand dollar camera and B-died from heart failure. Bastards!
July 29th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
First off, Bill, do me a favor and don’t tell Stacie the “Nearly A-dropped a 2 thousand dollar camera” part of the story. She’s convinced I think that I’ve already spent too much on this video stuff. Secondly, I’m sure the accompanying moose would’ve caught the camera. Or you. Take your pick.
July 29th, 2007 at 9:40 pm
Although, come to think of it, small spies with their own air corps…maybe we ARE in trouble…