Comments on: But Not As We Know It…

By: Sean Scullion

Sean Scullion — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:58:47 +0000

First one to start singing Kumbayah gets spaced. Or I’ll go all El Kabong with my guitar.

By: Jerry Chandler

Jerry Chandler — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:37:43 +0000

That is in fact because that’s not your cup of tea. That’s my cop of coffee you’ve got. Now, do you mind giving that back?

Geez, it’s going to be so much fun being locked into close quarters with this bunch.

By: Sean Scullion

Sean Scullion — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:24:04 +0000

Jerry, Bill, don’t worry. I had an ex-girlfriend that had velvet-lined handcuffs. No chafing.

Hey…why are you guys looking at me like that?

Bill, I’m sorry if my cup of tea isn’t your…cup of tea.

By: Jerry Chandler

Jerry Chandler — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 14:09:33 +0000

That’s just the chaffing. Try not to click ‘em on so tight or invest in a good skin lotion that deals with itching.

And Sean won’t tie up the computer too badly or for too long. He’s getting us something that resembles tea rather then a liquid that is almost, but not quite, but not quite entirely, unlike tea. I think the computer and I can both deal with that.

By: billmyers

billmyers — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:53:47 +0000

Jerry, all of this talk about handcuffs is making me uncomfortable.

Sean, don’t you DARE tie up the ship’s computer with trying to make a real cup of tea!!!!

By: Sean Scullion

Sean Scullion — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:18:03 +0000

“far from home, far from loved ones and with nothing to do every day but the same mindless, lowly tasks over and over and over and over again!!!!!!!!!!”

Describes me college years perfectly. Suddenly, those dreams make sense….

Sorry, Jerry, all we’ll have is something that resembles tea.

By: Jerry Chandler

Jerry Chandler — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 03:07:15 +0000

We may need some handcuffs as well. They'll come in handy for making sure we don't float into odd places while snoozing and for when somebody goes a little space crazy from the long trip and repeated viewings of the limited DVD collection that we can bring. I only have one key though, so I'll hold on to it for safe keeping. I mean, hey, I'll promise not to turn into an insane, machete wielding killer due to too much exposure to the dark bowels of space, far from home, far from loved ones and with nothing to do every day but the same mindless, lowly tasks over and over and over and over again!!!!!!!!!! No, I won't be the one who cracks. You want me to think that, but I won't be the one. Ohhhhhh nooooo sirrreeee. You just want this key and this machete so that you can use them. Well, You're not getting them. . . So, what time will tea be served on the ship?

By: Jerry Chandler

Jerry Chandler — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:54:43 +0000

Milo (freaking the hell out): “HE’S BACK!!!!”

Steve (looking cooler then ever): “And he’s bad.”

Maybe the greatest series to ever see news paper print.

By: Sean Scullion

Sean Scullion — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:39:20 +0000

Okay, you can have a special sour cream plate, Jerry. Or, if the Bills like sour cream, I’ll have a special no sour cream plate. Everything else is a go. Including the Beano and the Gas-X. Personally, I’m pulling for a fairly well ventilated bathroom, too. Ya just don’t get enough bathroom-in-space scenes in movies these days.

And trust me, Mulligan’s scripts ain’t the ones to worry about. Mine are evil. Eeee-Vil. His are the Diet Coke of Evil Scripts. Just one calorie, NOT Evil enough. Where mine would be up there with Rasputin and Darth Vader, his would be running an Evil Petting Zoo.

Cutter Bill…gonna be cracking up over that all day tomorrow. One of my personal favorites, though, is when Steve gets reSteved.

So, are we going to christen this ship the Portnoy One?

By: billmyers

billmyers — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 20:21:01 +0000

Jerry Chandler: “If you’re gonna do nachos, why not go deluxe?”

This space ship of ours better have windows… or a healthy supply of Beano and Gas-X.