He Did WHAT?????????????????????
Keith Richards says he “snorted [his] father.”
I’m serious. He says he took his father’s ashes, mixed them with cocaine, and snorted them.
I have no earthly idea what possesses people to do things like that. I mean, what is the thought process? “Gee, I’m bored and there are my father’s ashes. They should go up my nose. It makes perfect sense.”
I don’t understand how Keith Richards is still alive.
April 3rd, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Yeah, read that one while eating lunch today.
There are a lots of things don’t bother me while I’m eating that freak out tons of people I know. Really gory b-level Italian horror movies, forensic discussions, news reports of what actually falls into your food at the average factory or even my wife’s new favorite viewing habits (pregnancy and birth TV shows in wonderfully graphic detail) barely cause a noticeable ripple in the old gag reflex. I have no idea why, but this actually put a momentary halt to lunch for me.
There’s just something that’s waaaayyyyyy beyond sick/weird in the concept of snorting your old man. Ewwwww.
April 3rd, 2007 at 8:03 pm
For some reason, I’m reminded of the Newhart episode where one of the Daryls(the Keith Richards-looking one, ironically) will eat anything for 5 bucks.
I’m gonna be shaking my head over this one for at least a week.
April 3rd, 2007 at 8:32 pm
Or Night Court.
There’s the one where Art made some tea out of some guy’s ashes and Dan is drinking it when Harry tells him what he’s done.
April 3rd, 2007 at 10:40 pm
God, I forgot all about that! Or the one where Bob is charging 37,000 dollars (or so) for a Ding Dong.
“Maybe you’d like a bite out of our demo…”
April 4th, 2007 at 7:50 am
you know…it really is a case of not knocking it until you’ve tried it.
at least he had the decency to wait until the man was cremated…i mean doing lines of his belly in a casket gives me willier willies.
April 4th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
Now Kieth’s saying he DIDN’T have a paternonasal experience.
And I’m a bearded gnome.
April 5th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Sean Scullion: “And I’m a bearded gnome.”
Funny, that’s not how I pictured you.
April 5th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
Yeah, you’d be amazed how women love my pointy red hat.
April 6th, 2007 at 7:17 am
Sean Scullion: “Yeah, you’d be amazed how women love my pointy red hat.”
Awwwwwwwww, dude, now I’m going to have nightmares for the rest of my life. Thanks a LOT!
April 6th, 2007 at 11:48 am
My work here…is done.