Comments on: Separate, but Sequel http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/02/03/separate-but-sequel/ Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:07:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Sean Scullion http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/02/03/separate-but-sequel/#comment-348 Sean Scullion Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:40:08 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/?p=95#comment-348 Okay, just saw another commercial for this thing. Talks about it boldy going where no Disney movie has gone before. That's hitting a LITTLE too close to home for me. Someplace else I couldn't help going-- "Analysis, Me. Spock?" "The signal appears to be ooming from a large pumpkin...it appears to be sending something to the effect of 'Bippity boppity boo!' Highly illogical, but a strangely catchy tune." Okay, just saw another commercial for this thing. Talks about it boldy going where no Disney movie has gone before.

That’s hitting a LITTLE too close to home for me. Someplace else I couldn’t help going–

“Analysis, Me. Spock?”

“The signal appears to be ooming from a large pumpkin…it appears to be sending something to the effect of ‘Bippity boppity boo!’ Highly illogical, but a strangely catchy tune.”

]]> By: Sean Scullion http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/02/03/separate-but-sequel/#comment-347 Sean Scullion Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:14:53 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/?p=95#comment-347 Gonna hate meself in the morning, but I have to. Alas, poor Yourick, you groaned me well..... Gonna hate meself in the morning, but I have to.

Alas, poor Yourick, you groaned me well…..

]]> By: keef yourick http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/02/03/separate-but-sequel/#comment-343 keef yourick Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:41:22 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/?p=95#comment-343 i think it appropriate to follow current movie trends and go this way...and maybe that way, too... cinderella vii-first blood cinderella viii-playing doctor cinderella ix- show you mine i see yours (playing doctor 2) cinderella x- no Jonbenet ramsey here cinderella xi- darling in diapers cinderella xii- ga-ga-poo-poo (aka will ferrel's secret to success) cinderella xiii- the fetal years cinderella xiv- the making of cinderella-wilt chamberlain strikes again i think it appropriate to follow current movie trends and go this way…and maybe that way, too…

cinderella vii-first blood

cinderella viii-playing doctor

cinderella ix- show you mine i see yours (playing doctor 2)

cinderella x- no Jonbenet ramsey here

cinderella xi- darling in diapers

cinderella xii- ga-ga-poo-poo
(aka will ferrel’s secret to success)

cinderella xiii- the fetal years

cinderella xiv- the making of cinderella-wilt chamberlain strikes again

]]> By: Thom http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/02/03/separate-but-sequel/#comment-341 Thom Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:41:18 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/?p=95#comment-341 Raging Slipper. Raging Slipper.

]]> By: Jerry Chandler http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/02/03/separate-but-sequel/#comment-337 Jerry Chandler Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:31:25 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/?p=95#comment-337 If we could only fit Bedknobs and Broomsticks into this and add some vampires, zombies and werewolves to the mix, this could very well be the perfect film. Oh, and add Roddy Piper and Jesse Ventura to the thing to go around killing mutants and aliens. And have the battles in the war awaken a long snoozing Godzilla..... If we could only fit Bedknobs and Broomsticks into this and add some vampires, zombies and werewolves to the mix, this could very well be the perfect film.

Oh, and add Roddy Piper and Jesse Ventura to the thing to go around killing mutants and aliens.

And have the battles in the war awaken a long snoozing Godzilla…..

]]> By: Sean Scullion http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/02/03/separate-but-sequel/#comment-336 Sean Scullion Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:32:22 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/?p=95#comment-336 Somehow, I get this picture of all of us being denied entry into the Magic Kingdom over this thread. Somehow, I get this picture of all of us being denied entry into the Magic Kingdom over this thread.

]]> By: Sean Scullion http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/02/03/separate-but-sequel/#comment-335 Sean Scullion Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:11:01 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/?p=95#comment-335 Okay, and then they bring the seven dwarves in to provide the stonework for the rebuilding, which is when the truth is revealed that Dopey was Gimli's little sister who had both her beard and vocal cords removed after a beer drinking contest. Shortly after, Belle calls the Dr. Phil show because she just can't take the Beast's fleas any more, and not ONCE has he ever picked up what he's shed OR said "Oh, my stars and garters." And Sleeping Beauty is still trying to get those downers out of her system. In still other world events, Al and the Genie have both been mauled by Raja after Jasmine got PMS. They are now teaming up with Siegfried and Roy for the Scarred Magic Variety Show. Still elsewhere, Walt Disney is wondering WHY he ever tried to smoke that stuff... Okay, and then they bring the seven dwarves in to provide the stonework for the rebuilding, which is when the truth is revealed that Dopey was Gimli’s little sister who had both her beard and vocal cords removed after a beer drinking contest. Shortly after, Belle calls the Dr. Phil show because she just can’t take the Beast’s fleas any more, and not ONCE has he ever picked up what he’s shed OR said “Oh, my stars and garters.” And Sleeping Beauty is still trying to get those downers out of her system. In still other world events, Al and the Genie have both been mauled by Raja after Jasmine got PMS. They are now teaming up with Siegfried and Roy for the Scarred Magic Variety Show. Still elsewhere, Walt Disney is wondering WHY he ever tried to smoke that stuff…

]]> By: Jerry Chandler http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/02/03/separate-but-sequel/#comment-333 Jerry Chandler Sun, 04 Feb 2007 00:44:54 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/?p=95#comment-333 Lucky Cindersleven? How about: Cinderella: War of the Seven Seas The evil sea hag sinks a ship with Prince Charming on board. All hands are lost at sea. When bits of the boat wash ashore, clues are misread to point to Neptune sinking the ship. Cindy gets even by inviting the little Mermaid to dinner and serving her three course of fine viddles that happen to end with Sebastian tail in a wine and butter sauce. The two kingdoms then go to war and half destroy each other over the course of the next two years before finding out that it was all an evil plot by the Sea Hag and The Evil Stepsisters to destroy their happy little lives. The two princesses then join forces with Mickey from Fantasa to bind the Hag & Stepsisters to the Song of the South until the end of time, thus ensuring that they are never seen or heard from again. They then all die in a tragic mop accident when they ask Mickey to help clean up the damsge left over from their tragic little war. Lucky Cindersleven?

How about:

Cinderella: War of the Seven Seas

The evil sea hag sinks a ship with Prince Charming on board. All hands are lost at sea. When bits of the boat wash ashore, clues are misread to point to Neptune sinking the ship. Cindy gets even by inviting the little Mermaid to dinner and serving her three course of fine viddles that happen to end with Sebastian tail in a wine and butter sauce.

The two kingdoms then go to war and half destroy each other over the course of the next two years before finding out that it was all an evil plot by the Sea Hag and The Evil Stepsisters to destroy their happy little lives.

The two princesses then join forces with Mickey from Fantasa to bind the Hag & Stepsisters to the Song of the South until the end of time, thus ensuring that they are never seen or heard from again. They then all die in a tragic mop accident when they ask Mickey to help clean up the damsge left over from their tragic little war.

]]> By: Sean Scullion http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/02/03/separate-but-sequel/#comment-332 Sean Scullion Sun, 04 Feb 2007 00:40:15 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/?p=95#comment-332 I can see it now... "IN THIS CORNER...CAPTAIN SMOKEY THE SECOND... AND IN THIS CORNER...SCRAPPY THE SQUIRREL... AND OVER HERE IN THIS CORNER...THE DIVORCE LAWYER ABOUT TO HAND SCULLION HIS HEAD...." Brian:"Daddy, why did you bring a rodent home before Mommy had you committed?" Me:"MMF MMFF MMMMF URG MMMMMF" because I'd surely be gagged. I can see it now…

“IN THIS CORNER…CAPTAIN SMOKEY THE SECOND…

AND IN THIS CORNER…SCRAPPY THE SQUIRREL…

AND OVER HERE IN THIS CORNER…THE DIVORCE LAWYER ABOUT TO HAND SCULLION HIS HEAD….”

Brian:”Daddy, why did you bring a rodent home before Mommy had you committed?”

Me:”MMF MMFF MMMMF URG MMMMMF” because I’d surely be gagged.

]]> By: Jerry Chandler http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2007/02/03/separate-but-sequel/#comment-331 Jerry Chandler Sun, 04 Feb 2007 00:27:08 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/?p=95#comment-331 Sean, Get both, then it will. :) I just hope for your sake that Stacie doesn't mind seeing the Discovery Channel play out on the living room floor. Sean,

Get both, then it will.

:)

I just hope for your sake that Stacie doesn’t mind seeing the Discovery Channel play out on the living room floor.

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