Comments on: The Forever Dead http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2006/11/16/the-forever-dead/ Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:18:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Bill Mulligan http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2006/11/16/the-forever-dead/#comment-102 Bill Mulligan Sun, 26 Nov 2006 11:43:07 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/?p=39#comment-102 Zombie porn--yeah, it's been done. REPENETRATOR. Yikes. From the same folks who brought us THE EXXXORCIST, a movie that has exactly one purpose to exist--so the priest character can say at the end of the movie "I f****ed the HELL out of her!" Anyone who orders--make sure you mention on the order that you know me. That way I'll make sure Christine sends you something extra--autographed copies, bits of leftover gelatin skin that's gone bad, possibly a kitten if she hasn't gotten her cat spayed yet. Zombie porn–yeah, it’s been done. REPENETRATOR. Yikes. From the same folks who brought us THE EXXXORCIST, a movie that has exactly one purpose to exist–so the priest character can say at the end of the movie “I f****ed the HELL out of her!”

Anyone who orders–make sure you mention on the order that you know me. That way I’ll make sure Christine sends you something extra–autographed copies, bits of leftover gelatin skin that’s gone bad, possibly a kitten if she hasn’t gotten her cat spayed yet.

]]> By: Sean the cat lover http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2006/11/16/the-forever-dead/#comment-101 Sean the cat lover Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:10:42 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/?p=39#comment-101 Hey, at least I'm not being catty. Hey, at least I’m not being catty.

]]> By: Kay-tee http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2006/11/16/the-forever-dead/#comment-100 Kay-tee Tue, 21 Nov 2006 00:46:46 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/?p=39#comment-100 Yoo ar rood! Kay-tee Yoo ar rood!

Kay-tee

]]> By: Sean Scullion http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2006/11/16/the-forever-dead/#comment-99 Sean Scullion Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:56:45 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/?p=39#comment-99 "that will be awl." Aw, don't be a tool. “that will be awl.”

Aw, don’t be a tool.

]]> By: Kay-tee http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2006/11/16/the-forever-dead/#comment-98 Kay-tee Sun, 19 Nov 2006 12:23:43 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/?p=39#comment-98 there will NOT be katz in zombee porn. that will be awl. there will NOT be katz in zombee porn. that will be awl.

]]> By: Jerry C http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2006/11/16/the-forever-dead/#comment-97 Jerry C Sun, 19 Nov 2006 09:31:42 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/?p=39#comment-97 "... Bill might have unwittingly stumbled on the next great film genre. Zombie porn!" Been done. Damn horror genre virgins. “… Bill might have unwittingly stumbled on the next great film genre. Zombie porn!”

Been done.

Damn horror genre virgins.

]]> By: Sean Scullion http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2006/11/16/the-forever-dead/#comment-96 Sean Scullion Sat, 18 Nov 2006 20:27:12 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/?p=39#comment-96 I think Bill might have unwittingly stumbled on the next great film genre. Zombie porn! Talk about making the beast with two backs! I think Bill might have unwittingly stumbled on the next great film genre. Zombie porn! Talk about making the beast with two backs!

]]> By: Bill Myers http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2006/11/16/the-forever-dead/#comment-95 Bill Myers Sat, 18 Nov 2006 15:45:26 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/?p=39#comment-95 "I don't care about sticky and soggy." Okay, are we talking about zombie movies, now... or porn? Either way... gross. “I don’t care about sticky and soggy.”

Okay, are we talking about zombie movies, now… or porn?

Either way… gross.

]]> By: Sean Scullion http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2006/11/16/the-forever-dead/#comment-94 Sean Scullion Sat, 18 Nov 2006 11:16:52 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/?p=39#comment-94 Just keep it in a REALLY heavy glass jar with a mixture of water and old brandy to keep it pacified. Just keep it in a REALLY heavy glass jar with a mixture of water and old brandy to keep it pacified.

]]> By: Jerry C http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/2006/11/16/the-forever-dead/#comment-93 Jerry C Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:44:18 +0000 http://billmyerscreations.com/blog/?p=39#comment-93 I don't care about sticky and soggy. I want my damned hand. I don't see any problems in that unless it goes all Demonoid on me. I don’t care about sticky and soggy. I want my damned hand. I don’t see any problems in that unless it goes all Demonoid on me.

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