Kay Tee the Awsum Kat
Hy. My naym iz Kay Tee. I am a kat. Bill iz 1 uv the hyoominz that I own.
Bill rote a storee kalled The Vikturree Streek. If yoo hav not seen it yoo ken reed it heer, but I dont think yoo shood. Bill iz not talintid and hiz storee iz dum and stoopit bekuz it has no kats in it.
I desided too help Bill by riting a bettur storee for him:
KAY TEE THE AWSUM KAT
Ishoo #1: “Bad Peepul Ar Stoopit”
by Kay Tee
PANEL 1: A bad guy kalled BRAYNPOWER iz robbeen a bank.
BRAYNPOWER: I AM BAD. GIV ME YOR MUNNEE.
TELLUR: OH NO YOU AR BAD I DONT LYKE YOO.
PANEL 2:
KAY TEE THE AWSUM KAT arryves.
BRAYNPOWER: OH NO IT IZ KAY TEE THE AWSUM KAT.
KAY TEE: I DO NOT LYKE YOO BRAYNPOWER BEKUZ YOO AR DUM AND STOOPIT.
PANEL 3:
Kay Tee pullz out hur speshull gun that kin disintigrayt bad guys and she shutes Braynpower wif it.
SOWND EFEKTS: ZAP.
BRAYNPOWER: OHÂ SHIT I AM DED.
PANEL 4:
Kay Tee liks her butt.
KAY TEE: I HAV DUN GOOD NOW I WANT KAT NIP.
PANEL 5.
BILL arryves wif kat nip.
BILL: KAY TEE YOO AR AWSUM AND YOO SAYVED THE WURLD SO I WILL DO WUTTEVVER YOO SAY. HEER IZ LOTS OF KAT NIP.
PANEL 6.
Kay Tee eets the kat nip.
KAY TEE: MMMMMMM KAT NIP.
THEE END.
I hope yoo all lyked my storee bekuz if yoo didnt yoo ar dum and stoopit.
That wil be awl fore now.
November 15th, 2006 at 1:20 am
Eh, I think I’ll wait for the trade.
November 15th, 2006 at 2:53 am
Bil Mulligin I kin undirstand wy yoo wood feel threttenned by my riting skillz. The storree iz way ovur yor hed, enneeway. It iz abowt man’z inhyoomanitee too man. It iz alsoe abowt hyoobriss. Braynpower thawt he wuz awsum but hee wuz beetin by a kat hoo wuz akshully awsum in a way that he wuzint. The moral uv the storree iz that yoo must bee humbull or you wil get disintigraytid by a kat.
It iz an importint messij for our tyme.
I hav to do othur theengs now. Bye.
– Kay-tee
November 15th, 2006 at 4:32 pm
“KAY TEE: MMMMMMM KAT NIP.”
I’m not sure that Kay Tee is the only one who has been hitting the catnip.
November 15th, 2006 at 4:53 pm
Jerry C, what are you implying? That I wrote that post?
Why on earth would I do something so bizarre?
Why can you not accept the more logical explanation: that my cat can read and write (but not spell), and use a computer to hack into my blog account?
Well????
Besides — would you rather keep going ’round with you-know-who over at Peter David’s blog?